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"We are more than just a complicated arrangement of atoms creating wonderful music."

The tension period has passed. My target has adopted the only defense available to her.
Ms. Sawant has started ignoring me. Typical female reaction.

The HR dept has been protecting their own. While commendable, this only means they too need to be broken.

Executive permission. signed, sealed & delivered to my Inbox.


TO: cube.35@inet-direct.net
BY: ray.17@inet-direct.net
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The 3 month limit still stays as a general rule.
However, it is hereby, expressly removed for "Savita"
as the spirit of the 3 month rule has already been
violated in her case
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My sworn enemy, the WLF Social Worker has attempted to strike a bargain for CounterStrike installable. She will give 'Torque' in return for playing privileges on WarLan.

She underestimates our solidarity. Word of her offer reached me minutes after I stepped in. A counterplan was hatched.

She'll get the game she wants.
Let her connect on a lan and play. Alone.

the sanctity of WarLan stays inviolate.

No more hiding behind fake names. no more safe anonymity.
I sent this to MGMT yesterday.

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Yesterday afternoon, at 3:03pm IST, a crime most heinous was committed against me. The newly formed, left-wing militant organization calling itself the Inet-Direct Women's Liberation Front carried out an overt pre-emptive strike, subjecting me to bitter humiliation.

Already, the HR dept has become nothing more than a front for the ID-WLF to carry out their destructive activities and alienate the male humans in this company. Illegal mailing-lists and 2 hour lunch breaks with possible alchohol consumption are just some of the subversive activities they have undertaken.

This is only the beginning.

It won't be long before their finely-manicured nails reach for MGMT throats. My sources have already confirmed another attack planned for TODAY, on either Ray17 or the BusinessHead.

Where will this stop ?

It is for these reasons I ask you to overlook the 3-month probation period and grant me permission to 'Induct' these heartless, soulless & godless females into the Inet-Direct culture and show them the solidarity of fellow geeks without girlfriends.

I realize bashing their brains out with a baseball bat will be counter-productive to the company so I will conduct my 'Terror By Guilt' campaign as non-violently as possible.

I have identified several key members whom I wish to strike at -

1. Nandini [gangleader]
2. Yogita.d [ringleader]

3. Natasha.c [strategist]
4. Savita.s [operations]

5. Charu.k [moral support]
6. Parizad.s [amused spectator]

There were others present at the lunch, however I am content dealing with the above mentioned, for now.

Awaiting your favourable response,

a fellow male,

cube.35
"united we stand, divided we fall."
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The CDO'S Respone -

"Break Them."